- Marriage is all about passive aggression
- Incompetent apartment managers who don't proofread
- Package troubles
- Elevator troubles
- PS3 Yellow Light of Death
- "My penis is larger than average" - Every Man Ever
- S finishes her Comprehend Languages ritual
- S gets T to get Gromnir to agree to transport them to the "Machine City", but the giants will not enter the city - front claw for proof
- FST go back to bed
- The next morning, FST go find a giant who can show them where the Tunnelers' holes are
- It's tough for the little people to follow, but eventually they get to a crack in the side of the mountain with a drop into a large-ish room
- T ties off a rope
- S goes down first, then T, then F, but near the bottom F loses her grip and the girls end up in a pile. (2 falling dmg ea.)
- The room has about a 10' ceiling and 3x 8' diameter tunnels branching off it. S finds some clear claw marks going from one tunnel through the room into another tunnel and also a pile of poop. There are rocks in the poop.
- Plans for a trap are discussed. Guardian of Faith and Web come up.
- Skillz Challenge to Lure Tunnelers to Room with Giant Back-up and Exit Point (6 before 3)
- F scouts Stealthily into the busiest looking tunnel (32 - Success!) She disappears.
- S casts Web with her wand over one of the tunnel entrances to block it off (Arcana - 24 - Success!)
- T casts Guardian of Faith next to one of the other tunnel entrances (Religion - 18 - Success!)
- F sees two sleeping creatures in an enlarged area - F ties one up with her share of the rope (Sleight of Hand - 26 - Success!)
- S starts a small fire and starts cooking some stew and wafts the smells down one of the tunnels (Survival - Crit Fail!)
- T asks the giant outside to pound on the side of the mountain, he can't hear her, but he accidentally drops his club into the room making a loud clattering noise anyway (Persuasion - 12 - then 8 with Inspiration - Fail!)
- F has just finished tying up the one creature, when there's a loud clattering noise and the two creatures, and she dives into the shadows (Stealth - 21- Success!)
- S is starting to hear a rumbling sound that's getting louder, so she casts Mirror Image on herself to prepare for battle (Arcana - Nat 20!)
- Tackling the Tunnelers
- T casts Flame Strike on T3 for 13 fire and 13 radiant dmg.
- F Readies her magicky dagger for T2 to run past her and get stuck in the web.
- S casts Sleep, but non of the Tunnelers are affected.
- T2 runs into the Web gets stuck, F stabs it for 23 piercing dmg, then starts struggling against the Web, and fails to escape.
- T3 moves towards S & T
- T1 moves up to the Guardian of Faith and takes 20 radiant dmg, then turns around and runs back up the tunnel
- T casts Guiding Bolt on T3 but misses, then she casts Spiritual Weapon next to it and deals 5 force dmg
- F activates the poison on her magicky dagger and stabs it for 19 piercing dmg, but the poison has no effect
- S casts Fireball on T3 for 25 fire dmg
- T2 struggles his way out of the Web then leaps adjacent to T pouncing on her for 7 bludgeoning dmg and 9 slashing dmg and pushes her one square
- T3 leap adjacent to S pouncing on her for 6 bludgeoning and 9 slashing dmg and pushes her one square, then S reacts with Hellish Rebuke for 11 fire dmg
- T yells, "Smush it!" and the Giant clubs T3 for 19 bludgeoning dmg
- T hits T3 with Guiding Bolt for 9 radiant dmg killing it (exactly), then she moves to the other side of the opening in the ceiling and then she moves her SW closer to T2
- F yells to S, "Get rid of the Web!" S does. No more Web. F then glides along in the shadows (Hiding as a bonus action) to T2 then stabs it in the back with her magicky dagger for 24 piercing dmg then she slides around it towards the opening in the ceiling
- S casts Fireball on T2 for 12 fire dmg
- T2 misses biting F
- T4 shows up! It leaps to T and pounces on her for 6 bludgeoning and 7 slashing dmg
- G clubs T4 for 18 bludgeoning dmg
- T1 reappears in the tunnel where the Web used to be. It leaps to F and tries to pounce on her but she's hella dodgy.
- T casts Sacred Flame on T4 for 10 radiant dmg and then misses with SW
- F Disengages from T2 and T1 and moves to flank T4 with T, and stabs it with her dagger for 24 piercing
- S casts Fireball on T1, T2, and T4: T1 takes 23 fire dmg, T2 takes 11 fire dmg, and T4 takes 23 fire dmg, then she moves behind T to prevent flanking
- T2 leaps onto S & T, both take 6 bludgeoning dmg and 6 slashing dmg, then S reacts with Hellish Rebuke, and T2 dies!
- T4 bites T for 38 piercing dmg
- T1 leaps onto S & T for 4 bludgeoning dmg and 7 slashing dmg
- G clubs T4 for 13 bludgeoning dmg.
- T casts Prayer of Healing for 16 HP then hits T4 with SW for 11 force dmg and it dies!
- F moves to flank T1 with T and stabs it for 22 piercing dmg then she slices it with her longsword for 1 slashing dmg
- S casts Cone of Cold on T1 and now there is a frozen statue of a Tunneler
- 6,000 XP ea for 74,290 XP total ea.
Friday, February 3, 2017
Shake, Shake, Shake Ya Mountain Line - January 27, 2017
- Horrible traffic
- Women's March
- Leveling to 10 because April and I are terrible.
- "Spells are for noobs. Stab it in the face."
- Extreme lack of focus
- Thessalie attempts her first Divine Intervention asking that Mishakal destroy all the existing bits of Lellzutho. No success. "Good & just Mishakal, hear my plea, grant this desire of my heart to me: Please destroy all the existing piece of Lellzutho."
- T goes around talking to the giants, offering Mending and healing knowledge. She makes a 5' x 5' mural of the FST following some giant legs with a Celtic knot type of border (very impressive to the giants).
- Sharai spends the day lazing since there is so much walking in her future. She reads some of her books and thinks about spells and works out the Teleportation Circle spell one of her professors used once, and now the girls should be able to travel back to Mistverge, Gerard's cave, and the Elven city of Monalotsoa near her birth village.
- Felosyal wanders around a bit to look at things, but mostly she rests.
- In the night, there is what feels like an earthquake with bits of dust falling from the ceiling.
- The ladder up to their bed is knocked over, but S expertly slides down the blankets grabbing the blankets at the last second to slow her descent and then puts the ladder back up.
- There are large chunks of rock in the hallway from the ceiling. There are no giants in the area.
- FST head towards the entrance of the cave and eventually start seeing giants who are also looking around.
- One giant, Korak, says that the Tunnelers are a nuisance. They make tunnels and the tunnels collapse. They can't get them because they are too small and their tunnels are too small and they are too good at hiding.
- Korak takes them to Gromnir's quarters at T's request.
- T asks Gromnir if they kill the Tunnelers would she reconsider the guide to Muehlehorn to cut their travel time. She really should have asked her friend before proposing this, but it's worked for them in the past so she just blazed ahead with her idea.
- S refuses to go near the horse-sized creatures before there is an agreement in place.
- The tunneling creatures look like hippopotamuses "river cows", but with beak-like mouths and claws on their front legs.
- 1,450 XP ea for 68,290 XP total ea.
- Women's March
- Leveling to 10 because April and I are terrible.
- "Spells are for noobs. Stab it in the face."
- Extreme lack of focus
- Thessalie attempts her first Divine Intervention asking that Mishakal destroy all the existing bits of Lellzutho. No success. "Good & just Mishakal, hear my plea, grant this desire of my heart to me: Please destroy all the existing piece of Lellzutho."
- T goes around talking to the giants, offering Mending and healing knowledge. She makes a 5' x 5' mural of the FST following some giant legs with a Celtic knot type of border (very impressive to the giants).
- Sharai spends the day lazing since there is so much walking in her future. She reads some of her books and thinks about spells and works out the Teleportation Circle spell one of her professors used once, and now the girls should be able to travel back to Mistverge, Gerard's cave, and the Elven city of Monalotsoa near her birth village.
- Felosyal wanders around a bit to look at things, but mostly she rests.
- In the night, there is what feels like an earthquake with bits of dust falling from the ceiling.
- The ladder up to their bed is knocked over, but S expertly slides down the blankets grabbing the blankets at the last second to slow her descent and then puts the ladder back up.
- There are large chunks of rock in the hallway from the ceiling. There are no giants in the area.
- FST head towards the entrance of the cave and eventually start seeing giants who are also looking around.
- One giant, Korak, says that the Tunnelers are a nuisance. They make tunnels and the tunnels collapse. They can't get them because they are too small and their tunnels are too small and they are too good at hiding.
- Korak takes them to Gromnir's quarters at T's request.
- T asks Gromnir if they kill the Tunnelers would she reconsider the guide to Muehlehorn to cut their travel time. She really should have asked her friend before proposing this, but it's worked for them in the past so she just blazed ahead with her idea.
- S refuses to go near the horse-sized creatures before there is an agreement in place.
- The tunneling creatures look like hippopotamuses "river cows", but with beak-like mouths and claws on their front legs.
- 1,450 XP ea for 68,290 XP total ea.
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