- Marriage is all about passive aggression
- Incompetent apartment managers who don't proofread
- Package troubles
- Elevator troubles
- PS3 Yellow Light of Death
- "My penis is larger than average" - Every Man Ever
- S finishes her Comprehend Languages ritual
- S gets T to get Gromnir to agree to transport them to the "Machine City", but the giants will not enter the city - front claw for proof
- FST go back to bed
- The next morning, FST go find a giant who can show them where the Tunnelers' holes are
- It's tough for the little people to follow, but eventually they get to a crack in the side of the mountain with a drop into a large-ish room
- T ties off a rope
- S goes down first, then T, then F, but near the bottom F loses her grip and the girls end up in a pile. (2 falling dmg ea.)
- The room has about a 10' ceiling and 3x 8' diameter tunnels branching off it. S finds some clear claw marks going from one tunnel through the room into another tunnel and also a pile of poop. There are rocks in the poop.
- Plans for a trap are discussed. Guardian of Faith and Web come up.
- Skillz Challenge to Lure Tunnelers to Room with Giant Back-up and Exit Point (6 before 3)
- F scouts Stealthily into the busiest looking tunnel (32 - Success!) She disappears.
- S casts Web with her wand over one of the tunnel entrances to block it off (Arcana - 24 - Success!)
- T casts Guardian of Faith next to one of the other tunnel entrances (Religion - 18 - Success!)
- F sees two sleeping creatures in an enlarged area - F ties one up with her share of the rope (Sleight of Hand - 26 - Success!)
- S starts a small fire and starts cooking some stew and wafts the smells down one of the tunnels (Survival - Crit Fail!)
- T asks the giant outside to pound on the side of the mountain, he can't hear her, but he accidentally drops his club into the room making a loud clattering noise anyway (Persuasion - 12 - then 8 with Inspiration - Fail!)
- F has just finished tying up the one creature, when there's a loud clattering noise and the two creatures, and she dives into the shadows (Stealth - 21- Success!)
- S is starting to hear a rumbling sound that's getting louder, so she casts Mirror Image on herself to prepare for battle (Arcana - Nat 20!)
- Tackling the Tunnelers
- T casts Flame Strike on T3 for 13 fire and 13 radiant dmg.
- F Readies her magicky dagger for T2 to run past her and get stuck in the web.
- S casts Sleep, but non of the Tunnelers are affected.
- T2 runs into the Web gets stuck, F stabs it for 23 piercing dmg, then starts struggling against the Web, and fails to escape.
- T3 moves towards S & T
- T1 moves up to the Guardian of Faith and takes 20 radiant dmg, then turns around and runs back up the tunnel
- T casts Guiding Bolt on T3 but misses, then she casts Spiritual Weapon next to it and deals 5 force dmg
- F activates the poison on her magicky dagger and stabs it for 19 piercing dmg, but the poison has no effect
- S casts Fireball on T3 for 25 fire dmg
- T2 struggles his way out of the Web then leaps adjacent to T pouncing on her for 7 bludgeoning dmg and 9 slashing dmg and pushes her one square
- T3 leap adjacent to S pouncing on her for 6 bludgeoning and 9 slashing dmg and pushes her one square, then S reacts with Hellish Rebuke for 11 fire dmg
- T yells, "Smush it!" and the Giant clubs T3 for 19 bludgeoning dmg
- T hits T3 with Guiding Bolt for 9 radiant dmg killing it (exactly), then she moves to the other side of the opening in the ceiling and then she moves her SW closer to T2
- F yells to S, "Get rid of the Web!" S does. No more Web. F then glides along in the shadows (Hiding as a bonus action) to T2 then stabs it in the back with her magicky dagger for 24 piercing dmg then she slides around it towards the opening in the ceiling
- S casts Fireball on T2 for 12 fire dmg
- T2 misses biting F
- T4 shows up! It leaps to T and pounces on her for 6 bludgeoning and 7 slashing dmg
- G clubs T4 for 18 bludgeoning dmg
- T1 reappears in the tunnel where the Web used to be. It leaps to F and tries to pounce on her but she's hella dodgy.
- T casts Sacred Flame on T4 for 10 radiant dmg and then misses with SW
- F Disengages from T2 and T1 and moves to flank T4 with T, and stabs it with her dagger for 24 piercing
- S casts Fireball on T1, T2, and T4: T1 takes 23 fire dmg, T2 takes 11 fire dmg, and T4 takes 23 fire dmg, then she moves behind T to prevent flanking
- T2 leaps onto S & T, both take 6 bludgeoning dmg and 6 slashing dmg, then S reacts with Hellish Rebuke, and T2 dies!
- T4 bites T for 38 piercing dmg
- T1 leaps onto S & T for 4 bludgeoning dmg and 7 slashing dmg
- G clubs T4 for 13 bludgeoning dmg.
- T casts Prayer of Healing for 16 HP then hits T4 with SW for 11 force dmg and it dies!
- F moves to flank T1 with T and stabs it for 22 piercing dmg then she slices it with her longsword for 1 slashing dmg
- S casts Cone of Cold on T1 and now there is a frozen statue of a Tunneler
- 6,000 XP ea for 74,290 XP total ea.
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