Saturday, April 4, 2015

Return to Birchwood - April 3, 2015


  • Several days of travel farther north - girls have obviously passed into war ravaged area - getting very close to Birchwood
  • Caroline reminds us that "Shrek is love."
  • S - asks R about Birchwood
  • R "Most o' me family's de'd." S "They left?" R "Died."
  • T "Perhaps they (Badger and Russ) just lost their memories and are in the wilderness being taken care of by elves!" R "That's far-fetched." S "Is your water skein almost empty?" R "Aye, been a while since we came across a good 'stream'."
  • Birchwood was a small town, but now it's much smaller (only about five buildings still standing).
  • Woman and young girl at edge of town called R outsider. R 'Outsider?!"
  • Large man in official soldier's armor - R recognizes armor but not man - tell them to move along if they don't want trouble
  • T "R show him your ring." Big Guy "How much is it worth?"
  • Big Guy "Do I need to call me friends tah make yeh move along?" R & S "I think you do." T with a sigh "Oh, dear."
  • BATTLE with Big Guy and Friends (at some point Apil made popcorn)
    • T - Guiding Bolt @ BG - 7 radiant dmg
    • B3 - bow @ R - miss
    • BG - mace @ R - 3 bludgeoning dmg
    • S - Color Spray @ B2 & B3 - Blinded by the light!
    • R - Great Sword @ BG - 13 slashing dmg
      • Action Surge - Lather, rinse, repeat - 10 slashing dmg
        • BG "Get up here and help me!" to his friends
    • B2 - bow @ S - 7 piercing dmg - Shot through the heart. . . by a blinded guy?
    • B1 - bow @ R - miss
    • B4 - scimitar @ S - 2 slashing dmg
    • T - Sacred Flame @@ B4 - 1 radiant dmg
    • B3 - bow @ S - miss
    • BG - 1st mace @ R - miss
      • 2nd mace @ R - miss
      • R "You're broadcastin' yer moves!"
    • S - Chromatic Orb @ B3 - 8 fire dmg
    • R - slash @ BG - Crit fail.  :-(
    • B2 - moves to flank S w/B4 - scimitar @ S - 5 slashing dmg
    • B1 - scimitar @ T - 6 slashing dmg
    • B4 - scimitar @ S - Crit! 10 slashing dmg - S down - moves to R
    • T - Channel Divinity Preserve Life - +8HP for S
    • B3 - move to flank S - scimitar @ S - miss
    • BG - 1st mace @ R - 7 bludgeoning dmg
      • 2nd mace @ R - 6 bludgeoning dmg
    • S - Burning Hands @ B1 & B2 
      • B2 fails save - 10 fire dmg - DEAD!
      • B1 succeeds save - 5 fire dmg
    • R - slash @ BG - 13 slashing dmg - DECAPITATED!
    • B1 - moves to flank T - scimitar @ T - 3 slashing dmg
    • B4 - scimitar @ T - Crit! - 9 slashing dmg
    • T - Cure Wounds on self - +10HP
    • B3 - scimitar @ S - 2 slashing dmg
    • S - Shocking Grasp @ B3 - miss
    • R - slash @ B4 - 6 slashing dmg
    • B1 - scimitar @ T - miss
    • B4 - scimitar @ T - miss
    • T - Sacred Flame @ B1 - 3 radiant dmg - Dead!
    • B3 - Disengage & run away - R "Get back 'ere, ye coward!"
    • S - Fire Bolt @ B4 - miss
    • R - moves to flank B4 - slash @ B4 - 13 slashing dmg (knees him in gut, then drives great sword through his skull when he bends forward "'At's Cap'n Morgan to ye!")
    • Battle over!
  • BG's armor is hodge podge mix of proper solider armor and other scavenged bits
  • T knocks on door of nearest house - woman from before opens a crack and peeks through then lets them in - daughter having panic attack in corner
  • Woman and child only survivors of even smaller village even farther N - Birchwood being run by gang of brigands - poor woman was BG's "comfort woman"
  • T ENRAGED - most adorable rage ever - "Come on, Robin. We're going to go see them."
  • R suggests a rest first (short rest), then the girls head out
  • They go to the brigands' HQ - R Buffy's the door - T"Get 'em, Robin!" R "Wha' do yeh think yer doin' in mah town?"
  • Battle with Brigands - Round 2 - Fight!
    • B2 - scimitar @ R - 3 slashing dmg
    • S (T "Light 'em up, S!" - Fire Bolt @ table shield / wall setting table & wall on fire - Fire will auto spread down length of table on S's next turn and randomly spread one direction down wall on S's next turn)
    • G2 - Darkness centered on B2's location so door is in 15' radius sphere of darkness - all girls in bubble
    • B1 - bow @ R - miss
    • R - slash @ B2 - 10 slashing dmg
    • G1 - bow @ R - 2 piercing dmg
    • T - dagger @ B1 - miss
    • B2 - scimitar @ R - miss
    • S - Fire Bolt at other table / wall junction - same spread pattern as before
    • G2 - bow @ R - miss
    • B1 - scimitar @ R - miss
    • R - slash @ B1 - 15 slashing dmg - DEAD! - Cleave dmg to B2 is 8 slashing dmg - DEAD! - R moves to G2 (T "Yea, R!") It's all very dramatic.
    • G1 - moves to flank R - short sword @ R - 5 piercing dmg
    • T - moves out of Darkness - crossbow @ G1 - 7 piercing dmg
    • S - moves out of Darkness - Fire Bolt @ G1 - miss
    • G2 - short sword @ R - Crit! - 11 piercing dmg - R succeeds on Con save
    • R - slash @ G2 - 11 slashing dmg
    • G1 - short sword @ R - miss
    • T - crossbow @ G1 - 11 piercing dmg - DEAD!
    • S - Fire Bolt @ G2 - Crit! - 8 fire dmg - DEAD!
  • Girls go back outside and watch the brigand's HQ burn
  • T yells back towards village "It's okay! We killed them all! They can't hurt you any more!"
  • A man (R recognizes as John Matherson) who has obviously been severely beaten leaves one of the houses. T immediately runs over and begins assessing the dmg and bandages and tincturing and whatnot his wounds.
  • John tells R that brigands may have actually killed soldiers to take their armor - R infuriated again.
  • No sign of Badger or Russ
  • All 8 brigands were killed
  • T "We'll stay here for a few days to help you heal and R can teach you some fighting tricks to defend yourselves in the future."
  • As R walks off to visit her family's ruined house T to whoever she is currently patching up "Why didn't you just stab them all in their sleep?" R smirks
  • R visits family's house - much dmg - graves of family in back garden - Rutherford's headstone is cracked - Much angst. So sad. Wow.
  • 150 XP earned ea.

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